This is what happens when you get up at around 2 a.m. (because you feel ill and can't sleep), sit at the computer, start looking at free crochet patterns, find something that strikes your funny bone, and decide to write a blog entry about it:
Crochet Your Way to Romance
I suspect this may be one of those things that seem funny in the middle of the night on a few hours of sleep, only to reveal themselves as fairly bland by the harsh light of day. . . Oh well. (g)