Brief explanation: We play "Dirty Santa" every year at my maternal grandparents' Christmas get-together. That year, for one of our contributions to the gift pile, we designed and printed the labels, pasted/taped them to emptied, cleaned prescription bottles filled with either candy or dollar coins, put the bottles in a little white paper bag, and stapled it shut with one of those notes like you get at the real pharmacist's shop.
I'd forgotten exactly what we put on the labels. Some of it's kind of funny, if I do say so myself. ;o)
...I wonder what Dirty Santa will bring this year... (g)
P.S. I forgot to explain why the years on the "prescription labels" are 2010 instead of whatever year we actually used them. I changed that and took off a little text here and there (because it contained a family surname). If any random person happens to find this entry and wants to use the labels (or an altered version of them) for his or her own gag gift, please feel free to do so. :o)
