I present to you... the Goateesaver!!
For only $20, you get this nifty plastic (?) thing-um that (if I understand correctly) a man can hold in place with his mouth. It's an adjustable template for shaving a goatee! (How did they manage to shave before the invention of this life-changing device?!)
Donald thinks this other photo (showing the results of using the Goateesaver, I guess) looks Photoshopped:
(Men's beards don't usually grow so thickly and uniformly over parts of that area under the mouth, but possibly he's a werewolf... or Chuck Norris.)
I love it that one of the Amazon reviews of this product is titled "Very OK". Ha!
But for all my joking, it has over fifty reviews... so maybe it really is a good gift idea for someone out there. Twenty dollars seems high, though. You could just make your own with a cut-off drinking straw taped/glued to a "custom-made goatee template" (i.e. an oval-ish piece of cardboard-- or if you want to get really fancy, something cut out from the lid of a tub of margarine).
Use the money you save to buy The Facial Hair Handbook!
