Chavez says capitalism may have ended life on Mars.
Capitalism may be to blame for the lack of life on the planet Mars, Venezuela's socialist President Hugo Chavez said on Tuesday.Seriously?
"I have always said, heard, that it would not be strange that there had been civilization on Mars, but maybe capitalism arrived there, imperialism arrived and finished off the planet," Chavez said in speech to mark World Water Day.
You have to wonder if certain people know how ridiculous they sound and just pretend not to be aware of it... or if they're truly, legitimately that out-of-it.
...Personally, I've long suspected that the vast and advanced (subterranean) civilization of Mars fell prey to a vampire-zombie-plague outbreak that wiped out the entire population in a matter of days. It happened about 1,673 Earth-years ago, in fact.