Tuesday, January 26, 2010

It's Time for More Analytics!

Yes, you may wish to skip this post.  It's mostly a long list of keywords.  A few of them are mildly amusing, but that's it. 

It's been about half a year since my last analytics post (which was in June).  I don't plan to go into quite as much detail as I've sometimes done in the past, but I did check the keyword traffic between then and now.  I like to keep lists like these because they help me remember some of the things I've written about here... and I just find it amusing to see what people are looking for when they happen upon this blog.

The four most common keyword combos to bring people here involve rag quilting and rat snake eggs.  (So not much has changed since last time.)

Number five on the list:  "crusti croc".  Twenty-eight visits!  And nine more for "crusti croc chips".  Hilarious.

More keywords from the list:
  • "outdoor oddities"
  • "nightmares more causes_risk_factors"  (& similar for finger numbness, itchy palms, numb fingers, numb hands, birthmarks, and narcolepsy)
  • "do hippies wear makeup"
  • more people wondering how to pronounce St. John Rivers (Yes, it's truly pronounced "Sin-jin".)
  • "i hope to hearing from you" & "hope to hear from you"
  • "kitten filterui:photo-graphics"  (Huh?)
  • "santa cruz city council meeting transcript 'new west coast'" (I hope you enjoyed it. ;o))
    • and related: "'i mean, the food is free, so we should just sell it'", "'and i really believe that it can be a california thing, that it can'", "'santa cruz' 'make the things'", "'the machine can make it for us' 'perfect pesticides'", etc., etc., etc.
  • "whoppers duds" & "candy whoppers that are chewy" & "dud whoppers" 
  • "how do whoppers occur - 'milk duds'"
  • "what are some whoppers candy chewy"
  • "chewy raspberry swedish candy" & "swedish raspberry candies"
  • "being told you're awesome is a wonderful mood-lifter!"
  • "'compassionate enough' doctor"
  • "'delayed due to accommodating passengers'"
  • "'eggs' 'mulch' 'photos'"
  • "'i'd rather be quilting' license plate"
  • "'so articulately'"
  • "'vintage kitten'" & "cartoon kitten"
  • "cartoon mere dada and dadi" (???)
  • "words * describe cold weather"
  • "50th wedding odds" (Kind of sad.  Must've been wondering what the odds are for a couple to make it to that anniversary...)
  • "a recent poll that found record-low levels of public trust of the mainstream media"
  • "aarp who is behind"
  • "am i a hippie?" & "am I a hippy"
  • "am i a waste"
  • "articles that mention 'premo brand' sandwiches"
  • "balloon hiding spots in island flyover"
  • "buy snake eggs eggs" & "buy snake eggs online" & "how to buy snake eggs on internet"
  • "can you unblurr something in an internet video that was purposely blurred"  (Um.  Creeeeepy...)
  • Also: "how to unblur a purposely blurred picture"  (Why?)
  • "crochet music"  (???) & "crochet music pattern"  (Oh, I think I get it now...)
  • "crochet snake"
  • "crunch sounds jaw"  (Ow.)
  • "do snakes have lips"  (lol!)
  • "do snakes like mulch" 
  • "grey skin american eskimo dog"  (Sounds bad...)
  • "hippie facial hair"
  • "hope to hear from you, shorty."
  • "glaskogen pronounced" & "husqvarna pronunciation"
  • "i found mini eggs in my yardd what are they"
  • about four more variations of "i hope to hear from you"
  • "resume 'i hope to hear from you'"
  • "i wish i could"
  • "killing weeds with electricity"
  • "little cocoons in my mulch" 
  • "long hippie name for a woman"
  • something vaguely creepy about "granny vids"...
  • "lots of snake eggs in my yard"
  • "norway village photos"
  • "plot, character, setting, summary og mandino novel"
  • "queasiness eased with pepto bismol"
  •  "ridiculous lat names"
  • "round cold cocoon found in mulch" (I don't think that's a cocoon...)
  • "roundup herbicide in my eyes"  (Ouch!)
  • more people looking for that particular type of hand lotion I mentioned by name...
  • "skymall bug vacuum review"
  • every possible search variation for snake eggs
  • every possible search variation for rag quilting
  • "sniblet"
  • "sniblet artificial turf"
  • "talkin bout your generation"
  • "taste of autumn"
  • "think i'm obnoxious get me out of here la da da da da da da da da ah ah ah"
  • "trix pix" & "trixpix"
  • "victorandcarrie"
  • "vintage cute illustration" 
  • "vintage odd photos collection"
  • "vintage photos of adrigole road signs"  (awfully specific...)
  • "vintage vacuum cleaner advertisements" 
  • "wanted posters"
  • "what are hop-and-go-fetch-its"
  • "what do modern hippies wear" & "what do present day modern hippies wear?"  (LOL)
  • "what to wear to a hippie party blog"
  • "what looks like eggs in my mulch bed"  (Probably eggs. . .)
  • "whats wrong with unbiased media"  (Nothing.)
  • "when to plant owari satsuma trees in south alabama"  (Probably best to avoid summer, if possible.)
  • "whopper snaps... sew on"
  • So many, many people who also wonder why their hands get itchy after mowing the lawn...
  • "why lawnmower hands itch"  (I didn't even know they had hands! ;o))
  • "why doesn't anybody love me" x2  (Maybe someone does & you just don't know it...)
  • "why i am a christian hippie"
  • "wild man of chickasabogue" (What?? You're telling me there's a wild man out there?!  Thank goodness we didn't run into him... (g))
...The End