As always, it was a bad, bad idea to click the trending topics. It truly makes you fear for our future.
One random woman (among many of the fawning): "He looks every inch a President!!"
Yes, looks are all-important. So long as he looks "presidential", we're in good shape.
(For the record, I don't recall hearing anyone deny that he looks "every inch a President". The problem is that his looks seem to be almost all that so many voters care about. His physical appearance and the big "D" by his name. But whatever. We're in for another four years of this utter crap, so at this point I might as well shut up.)
And apparently he's addressing climate change in his inaugural speech.
To quote the Twitterverse: "YES!! Finally! Thank you, O Glorious One!"
(Well, ok, maybe that last bit was a mild exaggeration. They didn't tweet that; it's just what they were thinking.)
...But I thought that the rise of the oceans had begun to slow, planet began to heal, etc., etc. way back in 2008, when he won the primaries... So confusing...