Wednesday, November 26, 2014


This morning, at approximately 10:20 a.m. (Eastern Standard Time), I smelled, located, and disposed of the first fully formed stinkhorn mushroom of the season. 

Now issuing BOLO for more of the same, in and around yard. 

This is not a test.  I repeat, THIS IS NOT A TEST.

All offending fungi should be approached and handled with utmost care and disposed of in a sealed garbage can.  Be aware that touching the stinkhorn with bare flesh is extremely unwise, unless you want to smell like a rotting carcass. 

(Happy Thanksgiving a day early, fellow Americans.)