This morning, at approximately 10:20 a.m. (Eastern Standard Time), I smelled, located, and disposed of the first fully formed stinkhorn mushroom of the season.
Now issuing BOLO for more of the same, in and around yard.
This is not a test. I repeat, THIS IS NOT A TEST.
All offending fungi should be approached and handled with utmost care and disposed of in a sealed garbage can. Be aware that touching the stinkhorn with bare flesh is extremely unwise, unless you want to smell like a rotting carcass.
(Happy Thanksgiving a day early, fellow Americans.)