Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Ridiculous Name Meme

Someone newly named Crusty Farkledunkin (aka, my mother) sent us one of those "use this code to figure out your new silly name" e-mails.

According to the code, my new name should be Goober Pottyshorts, née Farkledunkin, and Donald would be Mr. Sloopy Pottyshorts.

"The Pottyshorts request the pleasure of your company..."
"Dear Mr. and Mrs. Pottyshorts..."

Hm. Compared to that, our real surname has never sounded better! ;o) (But then again, almost anything would!)

Trixie is now "Dorky", and Molly is "Boobie". (Uh oh. I shudder to think of the Google keyword combos that are going to direct people to this post...)

If you want to know what your own ridiculous new name is, use the code below:

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And
the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil
Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of
your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscui ts
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice