How did this fake moustache thing even get started? Does anyone know? All I know is that I've been seeing them with increasing regularity over the past year or so, and I think they're kind of gross. Yeah, that's right, I said it. ;o) Call me an old fuddy-duddy, but I'm not a fan. (Some) real moustaches are ok, as long as they aren't hideous. (If you aren't sure whether or not your moustache is hideous, please ask a trusted friend. Either that or embrace the hideousness and try not to be offended when people look away with an ill-concealed expression of disgust... and possibly a little fear.)
Again, to restate:
Real, non-hideous moustaches? Ok.
Fake ones? Popping up everywhere? Next fad, please!