Local City on Onion News Ticker

When I saw Kimberly today, she asked if I'd seen that a local city (local as in that's where my father works, and this city's high school football team was/is our high school football team's main rival) was mentioned in the ticker at the bottom of a recent Onion video.

I hadn't, so of course I had to go find it and take a couple of screenshots:

(Click to see it bigger, if you're interested.)

I don't know what to make of it, but I guess it's funny that they chose to mention a local city, even if it had to be about a trailer park. (Incidentally, just in case someone isn't familiar with The Onion, it's satire. This is not a real news story. (g))